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How NOT to Punch People When Your Baby Does Not Sleep
WHY is it that when you have a baby who does not sleep everyone else you meet seems to have a baby who does sleep? Don’t get me wrong. I think it is great. I am honestly happy for these people. I don’t...
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How to survive two under two on barely any sleep
IT is no secret that as a new mum of ONE baby I struggled. My baby did not like to sleep so I was tired. Very tired. Then, just when I thought (in a Greg Wallace voice) parenting just doesn’t get...
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How to Survive the Expert Advice When Your Baby Won’t Sleep
‘SIXTEEN hours they say she needs! What are we doing wrong?’ I yell at my husband, who rolls over sleepily to join me for our regular nightly debate. ‘Is she hungry? Is she teething? Is she eating her...
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You have been doing bedtime wrong your WHOLE life
Do you hate bedtime? Does it consistently make you miserable? Do you routinely spend most of the night in a dark room with a baby? Have you been consistently routining your arse off since day ONE, yet...
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How To Get Things Done When You Are too Tired To Do Things
IT is Christmas Eve. All I want to do is to go to bed and sleep all day but I have two small children and Things To Do. I hate Things To Do. ‘I’ll get up, get dressed and get organised, I thought as i...
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Baby-Trapped: Edition #1
Welcome to Baby-Trapped: Some things to entertain, inspire and pass the time when your kid won’t go the f*ck to sleep… It has been a while since the last post because well, Christmas. No one warned me...
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Baby-Trapped: Edition #2
Welcome to Baby-Trapped: Some things to entertain, inspire and pass the time when your baby won’t go the f*ck to sleep… So, on Friday I had to walk through Waitrose with a handful of toddler sick....
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What Life Looks Like When Your Baby Won’t Sleep
Have you forgotten what it is like to sleep for an entire night? Do you regularly Google ‘can you die from lack of sleep?’ Then this may your life now… 1) You have a panic attack if you have to leave...
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How to put a baby in a cot (without losing your shit)
Does your baby wake up the moment you even think about transferring her to a cot? Or does she totally lose her shit if you put her down drowsy but awake? Then this is the method for you. Following new...
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Handy Comebacks For Co-Sleepers
WHY is it that when you co-sleep with your child, everyone else is far more worried about it than you? First, you get the ‘Rod For Your Own Back’ people who are absolutely TERRIFIED for your future...
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